How does Dad spend a free Saturday?
GolfGrillingFishingReading
Tell him who it's for.
A one-minute quiz about them: who they are to you, how they spend a Saturday, what they would love and your budget.
MomMy mom, in her 60s
Into
ChurchCoffeePickleball
Would love something
Sentimental
Already has plenty of
mugscandles
Personalized leather Bible cover
- Made for Mom's faith
- Mom would love something sentimental
- Personalized, so it feels made for Mom
Shopping for someone you love?
Get to know them first.
What they love. What they already have.
What would make them smile.
Grumpy Santa asks a few quick questions about your person, then shows gifts that fit them, each with three reasons why. He's picky about gifts so you don't have to be. Pick something clutch.
Invite-only for now · Invites go out from the waitlist · No spam
Every gift starts
with the person.
Custom golf ball marker
- Made for Dad's love of golf
- Personalized, so it feels made for Dad
- Fits your $25 to $50 budget
He learns their taste.
Swipe right to save a gift for them, left to skip. Every swipe makes the next gift a better fit for that person.
✕Another mug
✕Scented candle #4
✕Novelty socks
✓Custom golf ball marker
Never another mug.
Tell him what they already have plenty of. Those gifts never come up again.
Save this gift for
✓MMom
✓SSis
DDad
Save for 2 peopleOne gift, several loved ones.
Perfect for your sister and your best friend? Save it for both in one tap.
1 / 4
Pour-over coffee set
- Made for Mom's love of coffee
- You mentioned "morning"
- Fits your $25 to $50 budget
Three reasons.
Every gift.
Know why it fits before you buy.
Every gift says why it suits your person: their interests, what you told him, the feeling you want the gift to have. No guessing, no generic "great for anyone".
Shop by vibe.
Cozy, funny, romantic, practical, luxe, sentimental, adventurous or self-care. One tap sets the feeling.
M
MomBible cover
WrappedD
DadGolf ball marker
BoughtS
SisSilk pillowcase
IdeaEveryone you love.
One list.
Every person, every gift.
See what you picked for each loved one, what you bought, and what is already wrapped.
Budgets that hold.
Set a budget per person and watch what is left as you shop, so the holidays don't sneak up on your card.
They're personal.
So is your list.
Who you shop for, their interests and your lists stay in your browser, on your device. We use what you tell us only to pick gifts, and we never sell it.
Free to start.
Unlimited all year.
Free
$0
- 20 swipes a day
- Up to 2 loved ones
- Three reasons on every gift
- Lists, budgets and cart
Best for the holidays
Santa Unlimited
$24.99/year
- Unlimited swipes
- Everyone you love, no limit
- Birthdays and anniversaries all year
- About $2 a month
Questions, answered.
Why is Santa grumpy?
Because most gift guides are full of filler: another mug, socks for the sake of it, gadgets nobody asked for. Grumpy Santa is grumpy about bad gifts, never about the people you love. He only shows gifts that fit the person, and tells you why.
What is Grumpy Santa?
Grumpy Santa is an AI gift finder. You tell it who you are shopping for, swipe through gift ideas, and it learns that person's taste. Every gift comes with three reasons it fits them, and you keep a list and budget for everyone you are buying for.
How does Grumpy Santa pick gifts?
It starts from what you tell it in a short quiz: relationship, age, interests, the vibe you want, budget and what they already own. Then it ranks real products from online stores and keeps learning from every swipe. It only suggests products that exist and links straight to them.
Is Grumpy Santa free?
Yes. The free plan includes 20 swipes a day and up to 2 people. Santa Unlimited is $24.99 a year for unlimited swipes and everyone on your list. Your lists and cart are free either way.
How do I find a gift for someone who has everything?
Go personal, consumable or hobby-specific, and avoid what they already own. In Grumpy Santa, list what they have plenty of, add their interests, and swipe. It skips the duplicates and explains why each pick fits.
How does Grumpy Santa make money?
Some links to stores are affiliate links, so Grumpy Santa may earn a commission when you buy, at no extra cost to you. Santa Unlimited membership also pays for the service. Commissions never change which gifts you see.
Can I use Grumpy Santa on my phone?
Yes. It works in any phone browser, and you can add it to your home screen so it opens like an app.
Where does Grumpy Santa ship?
Grumpy Santa is US only for now. Gifts are bought from US stores, which ship them directly.